Macro: bottle cap

Well, at least sometimes.  

Yes, I saved it.  

Yes, I duct taped it to the side of my cupboard.

Yes, I promptly forgot about it. 

I planned on instructing certain short people, very calmly,

to please refer to the bottle cap. 

But, shoot. It slipped my mind. 

Then again, my short people are perfect angels 

and never fight.

So, that's probably why I promptly forgot about it.

Until now.

(This doesn't pertain to you, even if you are shorter than me.)